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Ingredients:

• Bols Apricot Brandy
• Cachaca Velho Barreiro
• Cachaca 51
• Cachaca Canario
• Gordon Gin
• Cockspur Golden Rum
• Bacardi Superior
• Old Overholt Straight Rye Whiskey
• Tequila Don Julio
• Smirnoff Premium Vodka
• Vodka Xan Premium
• Schlichte Steinhager
• Knob Creek Bourbon Whiskey
• Takasago Ginga Shizuku Sake
• Puriste Premium Vodka
• Cruzan Coconut Rum
• Rum Bacardi 151 Proof
• Jameson Irish Whiskey
• Absolut Vanila Vodka
• De Kuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps
• White Tequila Margaritaville
• Bacardi Torched Cherry Rum
• Absinthe
• Banana
• Limes
• Pineapple
• Cherry Cherries
• Papaya
• Grapefruit
• Apricot
• Kiwi Fruit
• Pear
• Strawberry
• Watermelon
• Avocado
• Blueberry
• Celery
• Passion Fruit
• Tomato
• Yellow Lemon
• Champagne Cattier Brut Antique
• Champagne Wine
• Cocktail Shaker
• Ultimate Choppers Blender

Preparation:

Pour 380 millilitres (12.85 fluid ounces) of the Bols Apricot Brandy
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Cachaca Velho Barreiro
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Cachaca 51
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Cachaca Canario
Pour 360 millilitres (12.17 fluid ounces) of the Gordon Gin
Pour 361 millilitres (12.21 fluid ounces) of the Cockspur Golden Rum
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Bacardi Superior
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Old Overholt Straight Rye Whiskey
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Tequila Don Julio
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Smirnoff Premium Vodka
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Vodka Xan Premium
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Schlichte Steinhager
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Knob Creek Bourbon Whiskey
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Takasago Ginga Shizuku Sake
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Puriste Premium Vodka
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Cruzan Coconut Rum
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Rum Bacardi 151 Proof
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Jameson Irish Whiskey
Pour 373 millilitres (12.61 fluid ounces) of the Absolut Vanila Vodka
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the De Kuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps
Pour 389 millilitres (13.15 fluid ounces) of the White Tequila Margaritaville
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Bacardi Torched Cherry Rum
Pour 400 millilitres (13.53 fluid ounces) of the Absinthe
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Banana
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Limes
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Pineapple
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Cherry Cherries
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Papaya
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Grapefruit
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Apricot
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Kiwi Fruit
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Pear
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Strawberry
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Watermelon
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Avocado
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Blueberry
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Celery
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Passion Fruit
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Tomato
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Yellow Lemon
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Champagne Cattier Brut Antique
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Champagne Wine
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Cocktail Shaker
Pour 0 millilitres (0 fluid ounces) of the Ultimate Choppers Blender

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The Tequila Slammer (known in Mexico as muppet, or commonly spelled as mópet -in order to not violate copyrights-) is a cocktail served in a rocks glass. It is made with equal parts tequila and a carbonated beverage, often 7 Up , ginger ale, lemonade, or Mountain Dew (although the original mix was with lime-lemon Yoli -a soft drink from Acapulco- and in the mid-80′s with grapefruit flavored Squirt). Champagne can also be used, and this is called a “Slammer Royale” or “Golden Slammer”.

Ingredients:

• One part tequila
• One part 7 Up, ginger ale or Mountain Dew

Preparation:

Mix carefully to avoid releasing the dissolved

A Long Island Iced Tea is a highball made with, among other ingredients, vodka, gin, tequila, and rum. A popular version mixes equal parts vodka, gin, tequila, rum and triple sec with 1 1/2 parts sour mix and a splash of cola. Most variants use equal parts of the main liquors but include a smaller amount of triple sec (or other orange-flavored liquor). Close variants often replace the sour mix with sweet and sour mix or with lemon juice, the cola with actual iced tea, or add white creme de menthe; however, most variants do not include any tea, despite the name of the drink. Some restaurants substitute brandy for the tequila. A true long island as it was originally made did not have tequila.

The drink has a much higher alcohol concentration (≈28%) than most highballs because of the proportionally small amount of mixer. Long islands can be ordered “extra long” which signals the bartender to even further increase the alcohol to mixer ratio.

Ingredients:

• 1.5 cl (0.51 fluid onces) (three parts) Vodka
• 1.5 cl (0.51 fluid onces) (three parts) Tequila
• 1.5 cl (0.51 fluid onces) (three parts) White Rum
• 1.5 cl (0.51 fluid onces) (three parts) Triple Sec
• 1.5 cl (0.51 fluid onces) (three parts) Gin
• 2.5 cl (0.85 fluid onces) (five parts) Lemon juice
• 3.0 cl (1.01 fluid onces) (six parts) Gomme Syrup
• Splash of Coke

Preparation:

• Mix ingredients in glass over ice, stir, garnish and serve.